Daily archives: November 23rd, 2009

3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow… Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird… Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig… Swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock… Anybody else worried?

-Doctore, ma simt rau, am ameteli si in plus ma arde la inima!!! -Uitati, doamna… in primul rand nu sunt doctor, sunt ospatar; in al doilea rand nu sunteti bolnava, sunteti beata; si in al treilea rand aveti o ţâţă in scrumiera