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1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why [...]

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 [...]

1. Fluierul piciorului este un dispozitiv de gasire a mobilei pe intuneric.
2. Intuitia este o calitate a femeii care o ajuta sa-si contrazica barbatul inainte ca acesta sa apuce sa deschida gura.
3. Cine zambeste atunci cand lucrurile merg prost s-a gandit deja pe cine sa dea vina.
4. Probabilitatea sa intalnesti pe cineva cunoscut creste atunci [...]

John era un viteaz cavaler al regelui Arthur dar avea si el o obsesie
pentru
frumosii sani ai reginei! Stia bine ca, daca i-ar fi atins, ar fi fost
condamnat la moarte.
Intr-o zi, John nu mai rezista si isi face cunoscuta dorinta lui secreta
magului Merlin.
Baiat orientat, magul gaseste o solutie pentru a satisface [...]

1)Parazitii :”Daca-as fi pentr-o zi presedinte” ,fredonata de Mircea Geoana duminica seara.

2) No comment: “La noapte o sa te fur” cantata de Traian Basescu lui Mircea Geoana duminica in ziua alegerilor

3)Racla:”Nu ma uita” , fredonata de Crin Antonescu la adresa lui Mircea Geoana duminica seara ,cand Geoana era presedinte.

4)Verdikt “Vine politia” ,cantata [...]

PSD-Presedinte in Seara de Duminica
PDL -Presedinte Dimineata de Luni
E iarna-acuma la romani
Au mai ramas ciulinii
S-au ofilit in noapte luni
Si rozele si “Crinii”.

De luni nu mai am nici un chef
Ma simt o panarama,
Ca m-am trezit cu Base sef
Dar m-am culcat cu Geoana
Culmea somnului: Sa te culci presedinte [...]

Adobe a hotarat ca verisunile de Photoshop distribuite in romania nu vor mai salva fisierele in format .psd ci in format .pdl

Femeia la volan - e ca o stea: pe ea o vad toti, dar ea - pe nimeni.

Femeile se impart in trei categorii: 1. Frumoase 2. Credincioase 3. Frumoase si credincioase, dar din plastic.

O tipa intreaba un vanzator cat costa un palton cu blana. - O noapte de amor! [...]

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama.
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say ‘how r u’.
Then Mr. Obama should say, ‘I [...]

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I’ll give [...]