Daily archives: May 14th, 2010

The truth about working in the IT industry

1. We work weird (night) shifts… Just like prostitutes. 2. They pay you to make the client happy… Just like a prostitute. 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny… Just like a prostitute. 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams… Just like a prostitute. 5….



BMW

Intr-o intersectie un BMW ii taie calea unui TRABANT, care avea prioritate. Soferul trabantului se ia dupa BMW si la urmatorul semafor il ajunge din urma, se repede la sofer si dezamagit ii zice… – Daca nici noi astia cu masinile nemtesti nu ne putem respecta …



Doi condamnati la moarte

Doi condamnati la moarte. − Vreo ultima dorinta? − As vrea sa ascult un disc cu Gutza. − De acord! Si tu? − Pe mine va rog sa ma omorati inaintea lui!