The Chinese detective

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese
detective…the cheapest one he could find.
This is his report…

Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window.
He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She
play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee