Video games and women are the same thing

# You play both.
# It’s boring if they’re too easy.
# If they’re too hard you want to give up.
# Cheating is fun while you do it, but afterwards you feel a little guilty.
# Once you’re finished, your friends can get their turn.
# Sometimes they’re over-used and have lots of issues.
# A lot of the time, the least visually appealing ones are the easiest.
# Sometimes there are two players, and you have to kick some ass.
# When you’ve mastered with one, you only want to move on to the next.
# It’s socially acceptable to scream when you finish.